That’s right, fat chick just bought a string bikini. And I have ZERO regrets. I love it. It’s really a periwinkle color…I’m going to probably decorate it with some beading or embroidery. But really, I love it.
I FEEL PRETTY LA LA LA
you are so adorable and you look so gorgeous omfg
get over here.
You look amazing!!! I wish I had your confidence, omg. Also, I get the feeling the light doesn’t do it justice, but that is a super-gorgeous color, especially on you. UGH STOP BEING SO ATTRACTIVE IT’S NOT FAIR TO THE REST OF US <333
Thank you!! Yeah, the lighting is terrible in that room, and I felt weird taking selfies in a bikini in the living room with people around. Tomorrow when there’s some natural light coming into my room (or maybe out on the patio), I’ll take some decent photos. :D
DAMN GIRL, YOU LOOK GREAT! What’s all this fat talk? You look stunning. Rock that bikini this summer.
I'll tumblr for ya: Okay, so apparently there's this program... →
…that you can use to lock your browser from being opened between certain hours of the day, or for a certain set amount of time, to encourage you to do more work and browse less. As a freelancer who has had a hard time concentrating lately, I NEED this. Does anyone know of the…
There’s also an add-on for the Firefox browser called Leech Block that will block sites for certain hours of the day. You can also configure it to have several block groups that can be turned on and off depending.
This is just counter-productive:
When I see Dimitri, the last thing my tits are is calm. I’d like to thank animated men for fueling an unusual percentage of my lady boners.
Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
THANK YOU
THIIIIIS
JON STEWART IS OUR KIIIING.Also I love that some of these fucks think birth control is just for having sex. Or am I doing it wrong? Silly me, not having fuckathons (or sex at all for that matter) since I’m on birth control.
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
actual footage of me trying to piss when i’m drunk
